weareacity

So with the new year coming and all, I figured I should make at least one resolution I can stick to.  I have a pretty limited amount of self control, and most of that is exerted by not touching myself in public, so I think I’m just going to stop shaving entirely.  I may stop showering too, depending on the level of commitment I’m willing to put forth. 

What I’m curious about though is if I’ll have to start my own convent too, or if random other hygienically challenged brethren just flock to me at that point.  I make it a point to only address the important issues.