So with the new year coming and all, I figured I should make at least one resolution I can stick to. I have a pretty limited amount of self control, and most of that is exerted by not touching myself in public, so I think I’m just going to stop shaving entirely. I may stop showering too, depending on the level of commitment I’m willing to put forth.
What I’m curious about though is if I’ll have to start my own convent too, or if random other hygienically challenged brethren just flock to me at that point. I make it a point to only address the important issues.
This is what I wake up to on my status feed. And this is why you should be tested before you’re allowed to be a parent. Basic language skills a prereq, maybe?
id never leave my bedroom
gimmmme
I’d get drunk and fall down the stairs every time. I still want it though.
(Source: wordscanspeak)
n. bewilderment at a sudden shift in someone’s mood, which coasts along like a pelican skimming the conversational waves before plunge-diving to devour an innocuous comment of yours that somehow drifted here from last week, which they’ll keep until they’ve gobbled up entire schools of thought that burst out wriggling when you ask what’s up with the hairstyle.
…recommend us here!
